I am Legend (you know that will smith movie where he's the last guy on earth)

I am all alone sitting in my dark room listening to Dashboard Confessional wallowing in my solitude. I am the last Middlebury student in Spain, i am the last human in my residencia. I say human because my duena (landlady) doesn't count, she's here but i am avoiding her at all costs as she has been known to drool acid. It's 5:47 here and i have not left my bed all day, i have watched music videos, movie trailers, and youtube videos until i can't stand it any more. I thought about porn but at this point i'm too depressed to get excited about anything. So instead i thought i'd ejaculate some words onto the paper to clear my...head. As i write this i'm thinking of Gabe's Arrested Development quote by Tobias with the oh so many poorly chosen words, and smile. I have also played guitar today, some Fall Out Boy, Antonio Carlos Jobim, and Elliot Smith. Perhaps when this is done i can put on eye-liner, go to the bahamas, and then kill myself--but i digress.
Yesterday, Shapiro, Miranda and I went to a Cave Bar, and not a fake "oooh this is cool it has a downstairs" kind of bar, but a real built into the rock bar. This bar is known for its enormous amounts of alcohol and one drink called Leche de Pantera, or "Panther Milk" which I thought fitting considering present company. Anyway, we drank, we laughed, we peed...a lot and then said goodbye. BOOHOO, oh get over yourself you pansy we'll see each other in a few weeks. I think i am a bit of a schitzo today, inventing alter egos to remain sane and singing way too loudly simply to hear voices. I wonder what daylight was like today.
I got mother a leather purse for christmas that looks really expensive but was only 20 euros, so don't tell her assholes. And that's enough about shopping.