So as I hear that everyone's having a great time, drinking jam water and living in lordly flats in central Madrid, probably overlooking the Palacio Real, and eating puppies, I thought I'd quickly let everyone know how Middlebury's doing.
Trays are gone. The dining halls have gotten rid of trays, because the eco-fascist Sunday Night Group decided it wasted too much water. At the SGA, we're now trying to see if they can at least give the trays out for tray sledding. It's a long shot, since someone apparently almost got killed last semester becasue they were "being reckless" and "crashed into a tree." Some are also floating ideas of making energy inefficient light bulbs illegal at Middlebury, similar to Christmas lights ("safety hazard.") Their reason? Carbon hazard.
Also, salt and pepper are gone. I'm not sure on whom to righteously blame this item, but, only because it fits me best, it'll also be the work of the hippies. I went into town, bought my own salt, and carry it with me to dinner. It's a ridiculous sight. And a minor work. Hepburn 5 is fun; I've found out that Dave Hu is afraid of ghosts, and so is Sid, although he manages to convince himself that they don't exist. I pulled my first all nighter this Sunday, and slept for 3 hours last night, because I'm taking 5 classes.
And the rest is the same, so, at least as of right now, you'll all come back to somewhere familiar, minus trays, salt and carbon. Except for Fraz, because it is bound to change more by next year.
--gs
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i dunno why, but all of a sudden i'm sick of midd kids and would probably finally be with you and turn against the hippies if i were there. i met leonya's nephew today - he's exactly like you except i think he speaks a lot less langauges and he's like five years younger. but other than that i was like "woa is that gabe?!"
i got really depressed today over by the yogurt when i put all these dining things together and realized that my freshman year will be the peak of my culinary experience. and then i got depressed for being such a goddamn baby.
alyosha
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