college hilarity

although we have been going out regularly here in lovely madrid, it has been a while since we really went out college style. that is to say, when one enters the night of madrid one usually goes to a tapas bar orders a copa of wine or beer and proceed to bar hop until 4 in the morning where traditionally we have ended up at the chocolateria which is a place open incredibly late (or early who knows) where they serve melted chocolate and churros. anyway, i, tired of such nonsense, decided to host a true college party at my apartment. luckily, my two flatmates were out of town being that one is a douchekill creepy guy while the other is way to good looking and suave to be allowed around drunk friends. exorbitous (is that a word i don´t know)amounts of alcohol were bought and lizz shapiro bar tended. long story short everyone got hammered in a period of less than two hours.

we then proceeded to go out. i feel it is my duty to tell of the further tales of the evening being that i am one of the only ones who did not completely black out. one such story is as follows. some of us really had to pee, like badly, like public urination badly, and we did. we stumbled into some dark back alley and did the business. (im not sure who all is reading this so i will spare the details, suffice to say that we almost got killed by a homeless guy or something/someone who yelled at us and chased us away. what else. oh, so fraz was the drunkest i´ve ever seen him, and the funny part was that he walked home alone through madrid traffic and everything without making a complete idiot of himself--shocking right. actually i take that back, fraz did something very funny, he hit on me. being that i am a nice person i did not lead him on falsely, just ditched him to go pee.

there is much more to that night which i´m sure will come back to me however, there are many people who´s honor i do not wish to violate, only my own and fraz´s, so i will leave you all here with a final note. COOOOLLLLEEEEGGGGEEE.