Still at Middlebury.

My posts can never be as... what's the word?... good, as yours. I'm not in Madrid. I'm not in Siberia. I'm not in China getting censored and not being able to post, I'm in the Land of the Bread Loaf. Which is quite a ridiculous name, now that I think about it. Any word, if you think about it will begin to sound ridiculous, but place names especially.

Anyhow,

WHEREAS I now have an iPhone and it's possibly the most amazing thing ever ever, and
WHEREAS I have joined, like, sixty things now that yous guys aren't around to pass afternoons, and
WHEREAS I live my abroad time viscerally thru all a' y'all,

LET IT BE RESOLVED that you must all post more frequently. Eddie has done a goode job with this.

LET IT FURTHER BE RESOLVED that you should all remain intact while abroad, so that we can come back and watch three more seasons of the West Wing, which I've watched and none of you have and that should be fixed because while Season 5 is middling at best the last two are returned their former glories. Eddie, again is exempt, since he doesn't love America. obviously.

Furthermore, Hepburn 5 is fun. We each have our little (actually mid-sized,) cellars and interact with one another often. The salt shall be missed, but we'll manage. ditto for trays. Juice at dinner has been eliminated as well, and there are bills in the SGA Senate that would demand more and better washers and dryers, as well as free washing (but more expensive drying.)

One thing I do not regret about staying is my ability to follow the 2008 horserace oh-so-closely. Is Fraz in the missing of that? It's getting exciting, simply because everyone is floundering (this time, it's for real, say the scientists,) except Her Majesty, as I'm sure she poisoned everyone else's entire staffs, and she now leads in Iowa, NH, and SC and nationally by about 30 pts., she's broken the 50% barrier in most polls.)

Anyways, I'm also glad you guys are abroad b.c. this semester I can't "work secretly" as I've always done. I really do need to work a lot, so there would be little opportunity for me to say "you'll go to bed 5 minutes later."

So on that note, I'm going to watch an Arrested Development. ciao.

But seriously, I hope you guys are loving it.